I’M A NAVY SEAL.
I’M SAYING I’M A NAVY SEAL ON THE INTERNET.
IM NOT ACTUALY A NAVY SEAL.
WOAH LETS DO SOMETHING TO STOP THE LIES.
lol
and the fanboys start to bitch.
Tumblr is hilarious.
eatmoar you need to eat more before hating on other people. No one needs to be a fanboy to recognize you lookin’ like a 14 year old girl and shit.
be-a-shreddedkunt-or-die-mirin:
This one.
I mean really.
Let’s be real here.
GP needs to go back to being a Braun electric razor model or whatever the fuck he was doing before he started grumbling about how you need to “go out and fucking do it”. Like. Guarantee 100% he’s not even natty and he’s tiny for a guy who lifts and sure likes to talk about it.
Don’t really agree with all that^ but that meme though hahahahahah
eatmoar has some serious short man syndrome lololol 5’6” no wonder hes angry at the world.
I doubt it’s his height that makes him jealous—there are plenty of short guys who dont feel the need to downgrade everyone else—, but look at his fucking arms and thats some proof as to why he’s raging lolol
i will never understand why people idolize school shooters or support them/their actions
they didn’t do anything epic in the real sense of the word, hardly notorious. their actions were not warranted. they closed their eyes & pulled the trigger and are now rotting in a cell. it’s acknowledgedly sad. that’s about it.
They said fuck it YOLO and ended the lives of anyone who dared to wrong them in the past. Fuck the ‘victims’ who weren’t victims before they got what they had coming to them.
THERE ARE NO GOATS, HALFMAN: I like how the serial killer/mass murderer ‘fandoms’ like to claim...
I like how the serial killer/mass murderer ‘fandoms’ like to claim they love the fucking nutcase they idolise for emotional or intellectual reasons, as well as a fascination with their crime. It has nothing to do with us thinking they’re pretty or anything, that’s totally unrelated. Honestly. We…
Garavito is most definitely NOT the most prolific serial killer ever. He has the highest known amount of victims (which you obviously found out through wikipedia) but other than that he didnt garner much attention at all outside of his home country. The title of most prolific serial killer goes to Ted Bundy or John Wayne Gacy-two men whose crimes have stayed in the minds of people for decades.
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THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
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That woman A.) should be fired, because she told you a blatant lie or B.) doesnt exist and that entire story is a complete fabrication.This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.
When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.
well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks
My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”
my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’
A condom CAN be too small, which is why they make different sizes. If a condom is too tight around a mans penis, the friction can cause the condom to break. That’s something you’d rather avoid. But thanks OP, for spreading ignorance like wildfire.
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That one went right over your head, son.Anyone who identifies as genderfluid needs to be eviscerated with a chainsaw.
You need to shut the fuck up and go back in your whole. No one appreciates your fucking hate.
quick, fight the hate with more hate! that’s how it works right?
“shut the fuck up” < “get eviscerated with a chainsaw”
The fuck is a funnel cake?
it’s a north American dessert that’s been around forever. It’s not a white people thing, its been a staple at carnivals and other events for ages.white people tried to make a churro and didnt know when to stop or what to put on it
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